Saturday, August 1, 2009

Hurricane Soul and Tsunami Thoughts

“Sometimes what we call love is just a settling of old scores, or a seeking of forbidden pain, or a circuitous path to the kingdom of cruelty, or she may simply have confused lack of capital with heroism while searching for rescue without knowing from what.”- Anne Roiphe

It's Saturday and I'm posting! I've been online quite a bit in the last few days thanks to the previously mentioned back injury Whats on ye olde mind tap? Besides wishing I could trade in my current back for one less riddled with pain, just that far too many of my friends are deeply unhappy with the romantic aspects of their lives. Those friends that I have that are single are either celibate completely and refusing to date or dating assholes whose self absorbed antics traumatize everyone involved.
Attraction. It's a necessity when your looking for someone to share your time with. When I was younger, like others my age, I was attracted by things that simply pleased my eyes. It didn't take long for me to realize that although my eyes might be pleased by the physical features my heart was often left empty and without love. This was when I discovered lust. Deciphering the two can be a trick since as humans we're instinctive and more often than most will admit, primal. There were two sides to this relationship thing. Interesting.
When I was seventeen I met the man I am now married to, Dan. He was the first person I had met that not only did I find physcially stimulating, but intellectually and emotionally as well. I was overcome with this feeling of "togetherness", and felt for the first time that the world truly is a small place if in all of it, I could find someone who "fit" (please supress giggles your juveniles!) me so well. Of course life happened and we took separate paths for quite sometime (about 4 years), often merging briefly during his military leave, but keeping our distance until the military part of his life was behind him. I did a whole lotta' lustin' in that time and discovered that it's really not the sort of lifestyle that makes me happy. This was when I discovered that I was, indeed, a relationship person. When The Hubs came to me after our separation I was surprised. It had been over a year since we had talked. I had just ended a really terrible relationship with a Cajun douche bag and was back to my "primal ways". I was living with the besties at the time in a townhouse that doubled as "Party City" during the brief year we lived there. I'm veering off subject again. When nostalgia takes over, my blogging seems to become quite sporadic. I had always thought about Daniel, but didn't see how we could be "us" again after all the curve balls life had thrown at us. He just showed up at my doorstep during one "girls night" and said "I'm out of the military for good now (after serving 8 long years in the U.S. Navy) I think it's time we were us again." Very Jerry McGuire. And we were.

Over the course of the past 28 years I have met a multitude of people: roommates/dorm mates, co-workers, people you party with, people you pray with, people you shop with, people that I hold close still and people that I'm happy are gone from my life. In those years, I have gained a thorough understanding of what it is that I find attractive in other people. Through the process of trial and error, all of us find what characteristics in other people that we find exciting, soothing, annoying, irresistible, intriguing...etc. Based on that knowledge we connect with those people that believe will add value to our time.
This is where I get frustrated. This is where I shout to the heavens and say "whyyyyyyyyyy is this STILL a problem!?"

Why is it, that people MY age, are so utterly hell bent on CONSISTENTLY choosing people who they a.) Share no common interests with besides the obvious need for food/water/shelter b.) People who closely resembles those who have gone before and not worked out. I'm all for giving everyone " a chance" and not making decisions based on the views of others, but you can't deny the truth in the old saying "where there's smoke there's fire".

I'm not singling anyone out here. I know of a couple of people that are probably thinking "that bitch, I just KNOW she's talking about me", but in truth this is just a very general assessment. The fact that I can think of at least 6 people that this applies to in my social circle, speaks volumes.

As a society, is there SUCH a stigma on being alone that we would compromise ourselves just to be a part of a couple? I know I'm not single and in truth, I haven't been single for an extended amount of time since I was 17 years old, but those times that I was I never felt like I just HAD to be with someone even if I knew that person was bad for me. I've made BAD decisions, but it was never because I was simply scared of being alone.

BE HAPPY! That is the best advice I could give to any of my friends who find themselves ready to reprimand me for this blog because they just KNOW it's about them. Maybe in the movies being a sad sack is considered sexy but in the real world, where we all have problems on our own, it's very rare that a person is going to be drawn to you if your continuously sulking. I'm not saying fake it. Seriously go out and do the things that you enjoy and pretty soon, you'll be happy, with or without someone to hold your hand while you do it.

STOP WAITING! Live your damned life already. Time will not go backwards if when your 50 you realize "hey I should gone on and *insert wish here* instead of holding off until Mr. or Mrs. Right could join.

BE YOURSELF! Even in the beginning. Gals, don't try and pretend like you don't need food even when your out for dinner, and guys if you curse like a sailor, let it be known up front. The purpose of that date is to decide if the person your out with is compatible with YOU not the person you think they would be interested in. The only smart thing I've ever heard Dr. Phil (who I'm quite sure is the Antichrist with a Georgia accent) say is that the reason most marriages are failing these days is because we create these alter ego's in the beginning of relationships that over time become too much to maintain because they are just facades. As you grow comfortable with someone, all those little things that you lied about add up. If you don't like Chinese food, just say "Hey, I think it's gross" instead of picking at your spring rolls and smiling like a cheshire cat because you think it will make you more attractive in the eyes of a potential life partner. It's gonna' look mighty weird down the road, should things work out with that person, if one day you snap and say "I fucking hate Chinese food, can't we just eat something else". NO ONE likes being lied to, even if it's something seemingly insignificant like that. It creates doubt, doubt creates distrust, which leads to fighting, clinginess and just a breakdown of the structure of the relationship.

If your with someone just too keep from "ending up alone", well, I'm of the opinion that you have no right to bitch about how unhappy you are (unless you've been ball gagged and stuck in someone's closet, gotta' have a disclaimer). It's so cliche, but the truth is life is short and the one we're living at this moment will never be repeated, so make it count! Sure, in any relationship your going to have days when you'd rather chew your own leg off than talk one more time about bills, family gatherings, crazy kids (including those of the four legged variety) etc, but at the end of the day you KNOW the only way to make things better is to curl up next to that person and sleep until a better day rolls along a few hours down the line.

Stick to your guns about those "standards" that you have that pertain to motivation and passion, but be a little more flexible when it comes to physical appearance (not EVERYONE can be Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt) or monetary value. Those are precarious things, like building a home on a sand dune. Over time those things can change. I absolutely agree that you have to be attracted to a person sexually if you plan a future with them, but that doesn't always come from eye candy. Sometimes people become attractive because of those things they do to make us feel our best. If someone can make you smile after you've had the day from hell, that's a start. If someone can turn you on simply by looking at you a certain way, that's a damn good start.

I've had a lot on my mind obviously.
I derive happiness by witnessing the happiness of the people I care about (being an empath sometimes sucks balls). Embrace this life, Debbie and Donnie Downers and take it for everything it's worth. Love yourself and when that happens everything else will fall into place. Remember, confidence is the sexiest thing you can wear.


  1. I could not agree MORE. I often think "WTF is so and so thinking???" But you can tell people till you're blue in the face that they're repeating past mistakes and it does no good.

    Did you draw that cartoon? I love it!!!

  2. Veg-Whenever I have a friend that habitually puts themselves in those kinds of situations I tend to second guess my opinion of them. It's a terrible thing, but it's the truth.
    I wish I had drawn it! A friend of mine sent it to me a while back and it seemed appropriate for the blog. Wa-La!

  3. Ok, will you marry me? This post gets an A+.

    I know so many people who settle down just so they can say that they are in a relationship.
    It's not about meeting the 'right' person anymore it's just about being with someone.

    I refuse to just settle for any man because I have too much 'respect' for myself and for what I want out of a person to just settle for any hot body.

    "the Antichrist with a Georgia accent"
    Bwhahaha... you are too funny!

  4. huh? I have not ever met people like that? maybe it's because I live in the Netherlands? people here are more sober, they don't really fake things...

    oh no, Dutch donut girl lives here too... hmmm strange...


  5. Dutch-Can I wear a polka dotted dress instead of the white? I think it's more fitting. *=-)
    I'm so glad to hear you won't settle, it's refreshing to talk with someone who doesn't moon over doomed relationships built on the things not said instead of common goals and understanding.
    And he IS the Antichrist...and not even a real Dr. HA!

    Tooth-I could send a few people your way, they need a good, strong dose of Netherland-esque reality!

  6. Love this post! Sometimes settling teaches you what you don't like. It took me a few tries but now I see the light! Never liked Dr.p. Glad to find a fellow vampire lover. Single by choice.Sandy

  7. Sandy-Fang you very much. *=-) In my opinon being single by choice is much wiser than being in a miserable relationship by choice. *Cheers*

    Mysterg-They come from the heart. And possibly some sort of drug related stupor. *=-P

  8. This was the best blog that I have read in some time!
    I so do not understand people that think life will just hand them Mr /Mrs right. You have to look at all the good and the bad to get the full view of the person.

    Well done * bow *

  9. Bang on Critty. Also- my relationship played out pretty much like yours... met young, got together seriously 4 years later.

    I think a lot of people do these things out of fear- fear that the real them will get rejected, fear of being alone, or fear of change- but when you find someone who truly fits with you its hard to imagine why you would try to make anything else work

  10. Chrys-Why thank you. It always amazes me how entitled some people are, that they believe life "owes them" a partner. Blows my mind.

    Valerie-I think your exactly right when you say that people settle out of fear of rejection. A lot of people are not willing to accept the possibility of falling on their face...this fast paced, instant gratification society we live in has transferred into what people expect in their social interactions.

  11. Hey Critty Critty, so odd I was watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang last night yo! :P welcome and thank you for following my blog! so, here it goes, the traditional welcome greeting : "Hope you don't regret, enjoy the ride!"

  12. I love your banner!!!! It's hilarious :) :)

  13. loves this post! i keep telling people (and myself) be happy, NOW! do it NOW! do it, do it!

    faboo sentiments, faboo post. keep it up!

  14. Some very nice points in there ...

  15. what a phenomenally written post.. you make some really great points.. while I don't think I have some of the "problems" you talk about i.e. going for the wrong guy, my problems are more that I have mastered the art of being single, nonetheless you still have some excellent advice that I could definitely use..
    Oh, and thanks for stopping by my blog and for following me.. *follows*. :)


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